zackisontumblr:

if you ever have children you could introduce them to people by saying hey wanna see what i made

warmcozy:

yokhakidfiasco:

pumpumreligion:

You share pics of angry cats share this too!

Signal boost to my south florida followers

please reblog, power of the internet saves people

fadeintocase:

setanada:

darthsoror:

drik gef off the goddnam whatever the fucj that is

My favorite part was when he shouted “I’m looking for Jake”

isn’t this the same dirk that was doing backflips in the lobby the first day?

egberts:

thats a ladder

magehenry:

milkshakies:

magehenry:

milkshakies:

  IN THE MIDDL EOF HAVINGF  SEX WITH HOT HOT GOIRLFREIEND   YOU LAY YOUR VERY OWN LARG EEGG

are you okay

IU OCUYKLD BE HAVING HOT SEXY STEAMY EGG LAY9ING SEX RIGHT NOW AS I TYPE

get well soon

itsjusa:

Nothing In Life Is Free

ohanameansfandom:

Whenever anyone argues against marriage equality because of their religious views as a Christian I just want to hit them over the head repeatedly with a Bible whilst yelling

ADULTERY ISN’T ILLEGAL!!

LYING ISN’T ILLEGAL!!

DIVORCE ISN’T ILLEGAL!!

DISRESPECTING YOUR PARENTS ISN’T ILLEGAL!!

WORKING ON THE SABBATH ISN’T ILLEGAL!!

WORSHIPPING OTHER GODS ISN’T ILLEGAL!!

THE LAW DOES NOT FOLLOW THE BIBLE!!!!!